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what junk did that aisha with the vending machine give me today?
logging what the alien aisha vending machine gives me on my blitzes. nerks are all obtained via premium battledome sessions with the jetsam ace. you think i'd waste hard earned neopoints on these things? usually saved up for a while and used in bulk.
| neopoints won | item dropped |
|---|---|
| march 22, 2026 | |
| 1,705 NP | Green Slime and Eggs Delight |
| 1,257 NP | Ultra Nerkmid |
| 1,954 NP | Fading Bottled Light Faerie |
| 276 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 1,668 NP | Grubburger |
| 1,591 NP | Grub Waffles |
| 309 NP | Minced Beef Pretzel |
| 1,955 NP | Chocolate Duck Rump |
| 106 NP | Anything Soup |
| 1,689 NP | French Flies |
| 59 NP | Chocolate Covered Burger |
| 211 NP | Anything Soup |
| 45 NP | Clamade |
| 1,703 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 1,568 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 1,285 NP | Pterducken |
| 134 NP | Banana Lice Cream |
| 907 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 222 NP | Chocolate Liver Casserole |
| 130 NP | Copper Nerkmid |
| 1,196 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 114 NP | Scab Cake |
| 176 NP | Fading Bottled Light Faerie |
| 354 NP | Sardine Prune Parfait |
| 1,127 NP | Crunchy Bone Sandwich |
| 6,287 NP | Dung Taco |
| 813 NP | Pickled Feet |
| 367 NP | Paint Milkshake |
| 220 NP | Pterducken |
| 1,136 NP | Origami Paint Brush |
| 280 NP | Maggot Stew |
| 1,724 NP | Cheesy Apple Stick |
| 98 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 78 NP | Octopus Ice Cream Platter |
| 45 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 283 NP | Split Paint Brush |
| 1,674 NP | Linty Bologna |
| 1,655 NP | Pickled Moehog Feet |
| 1,673 NP | Spotted Petpet Paint Brush |
| 11,482 NP | Rotten Tomato Salad |
| 1,400 NP | Ham and Custard Croissant |
| 1,167 NP | Anything Soup |
| 47 NP | Toy Paint Brush |
| 86 NP | Peanut Butter and Jelly Egg Cabbage |
| 336 NP | Infested Peach |
| 1,592 NP | Nutritional Block |
| 825 NP | Tuna Stroganoff |
| 61 NP | Chocolate Coated Fish Pop |
| 16,922 NP | Chocolate Fish |
| 92 NP | Fermented Fish Tart |
| 207 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 1,652 NP | Mutant Ketchup |
| 962 NP | Peanut Butter and Pickles |
| 231 NP | Fading Bottled Light Faerie |
| 124 NP | Chilli Prawn Juice |
| 718 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 839 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 1,159 NP | Ketchup Caramel Squid Delight |
| 1,168 NP | Mutant Ketchup |
| 246 NP | Eyeball Sushi |
| 450 NP | Average Nerkmid |
| 1,172 NP | Aluminium Nerkmid |
| 122 NP | Golden Nerkmid X |
| 110 NP | Stuffed Frog |
| 909 NP | Week Old Glass of Milk |
| 1,685 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 180 NP | Basic Golden Nerkmid |
| 464 NP | Alien Aisha Zapzaggle |
| 763 NP | Asparagus Yogurt |
| 1,675 NP | Potato Ice Cream |
| neopoints won | item dropped |
| june 5, 2026 | |
| 1,192 NP | Ketchup-Flavoured Milk |
| 1,456 NP | Magical Golden Nerkmid |
| 317 NP | Yellow Paint Brush |
| 480 NP | Fading Bottled Fire Faerie |
| 1,439 NP | Layered Snot Gobstopper |
| 1,521 NP | Alien Aisha Zapzaggle |
| 1,473 NP | Frosted Grub Burrito |
| 1,613 NP | Stick of Butter |
| 5,448 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 1,818 NP | Frosted Grub Burrito |
| 1,821 NP | Pickled Moehog Feet |
| 251 NP | Salmon Fishwich |
| 54 NP | Copper Nerkmid |
| 232 NP | Eyeball Sushi |
| 120 NP | Fermented Fish Tart |
| 102 NP | Ground Beef Smores |
| 116 NP | That Fruit Basket You Forgot About |
| 362 NP | Pickled Moehog Feet |
| 73 NP | Brain Kebab |
| 1,258 NP | Fading Bottled Dark Faerie |
| 954 NP | Fading Bottled Fire Faerie |
| 421 NP | Scab Cake |
| 110 NP | Anchovy Loaf |
| 392 NP | French Flies |
| 987 NP | Potato Ice Cream |
| 240 NP | Strawberry and Cream Fish Pop |
| 1,577 NP | Ketchup Caramel Squid Delight |
| 1,246 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 1,916 NP | Toffeed Brain |
| 704 NP | Smelly Sardine Wrap |
| 1,210 NP | Strawberry Ice Cream with Balsamic Vinegar Syrup |
| 1,460 NP | Onion Cola |
| 1,609 NP | Calamari Tongue Wrap |
| 436 NP | Can of Pickled Spinach |
| 178 NP | Brain Kebab |
| 306 NP | Worm Nugget |
| 172 NP | Darigan Petpet Paint Brush |
| 1,548 NP | Mac and Cheese Ice Cream |
| 94 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 106 NP | Cheesy Potato Stuffed Doughnut |
| 1,198 NP | Alien Aisha Splurgles |
| 1,731 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 1,012 NP | Island Petpet Paint Brush |
| 1,508 NP | Rotten Negg and Onion Quesadilla |
| 1,489 NP | Calamari Tongue Wrap |
| 1,657 NP | Turkey With Candy Cane Stuffing |
| 176 NP | Fading Bottled Fire Faerie |
| 1,766 NP | Linty Bologna |
| 1,432 NP | Linty Bologna |
| 48 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 118 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 2,018 NP | Yellow Petpet Paint Brush |
| 66 NP | Ultra Nerkmid |
| 60 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 1,888 NP | Sausage Mayo Gum |
| 1,621 NP | Ultra Nerkmid |
| 1,136 NP | Fish Pop |
| 1,518 NP | Sugared Meatballs |
| 5,874 NP | Eyeball Pie |
| 1,194 NP | Basic Golden Nerkmid |
| 26,723 NP | Fading Bottled Light Faerie |
| 1,595 NP | Ultimate Nerkmid |
| 1,148 NP | Chocolate Sundae with Ham |
| 1,682 NP | Good Nerkmid |
| 400 NP | Red Eggs on Toast |
| 833 NP | Ketchup Ice Cream |
| 183 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 42 NP | Fading Bottled Light Faerie |
| 248 NP | Ant Eaten Ham |
| 1,679 NP | Rotten Omelette Sandwich |
| 240 NP | Week Old Glass of Milk |
| 1,609 NP | Mutant Ketchup |
| 510 NP | Alien Aisha Zapzaggle |
| 220 NP | Slorg Ice Cream |
| 1,737 NP | Fading Bottled Dark Faerie |
| 71 NP | Rotten Negg and Onion Quesadilla |
| 1,476 NP | Pound Cake and Frosting Sandwich |
| 850 NP | Fish Fingers and Custard |
| 184 NP | Peanut Butter and Pickle Sandwich |
| 5,328 NP | Basic Golden Nerkmid |
| 6,884 NP | Ground Beef Smores |
| 1,137 NP | Sardine Prune Parfait |
| 369 NP | Copper Nerkmid |
| 301 NP | Fading Bottled Fire Faerie |
| 751 NP | Ground Beef Smores |
| 160 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 469 NP | Sand Sandwich |
| 88 NP | Fading Bottled Fire Faerie |
| 1,557 NP | Golden Nerkmid XX |
| 1,482 NP | Green Slime and Eggs Delight |
| 808 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 221 NP | Magma Petpet Paint Brush |
| 1,381 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 5,653 NP | Worms and Dirt Sundae |
| 453 NP | Worm Burger |
| 1,651 NP | Ground Rolls |
| 778 NP | Mayonnaise Doughnut |
| 120 NP | Alien Aisha Zapzaggle |
| 284 NP | Bluna Burger |
| 1,803 NP | Pork Ice Cream |
| 86 NP | Golden Nerkmid X |
| 118 NP | Super Nerkmid |
| 1,825 NP | Smoked Tuna on Chocolate Toast |
| 108 NP | Basic Golden Nerkmid |
| 1,705 NP | Aluminium Nerkmid |
| 182 NP | Super Nerkmid |
| 1,435 NP | Dr. Backwash |
| 98 NP | Copper Nerkmid |
| 568 NP | Eyeball Sushi |
| 1,122 NP | Disco Fever Paint Brush |
| 302 NP | Cheese and Eel Burger |
| 1,468 NP | Duck Neck |
| 236 NP | Scab Cake |
| 248 NP | Candy Paint Brush |
| 216 NP | Slorg Ice Cream |
| 455 NP | Chocolate Taquitos |
| 1,556 NP | Onion Cola |
| 695 NP | Lesser Nerkmid |
| 1,250 NP | Good Nerkmid |
| 923 NP | Dung Taco |
| 1,574 NP | Tomato Dipped Chocolate Bar |
| 1,283 NP | Fish and Rhubarb Burgers |
| 161 NP | Rotten Wormy Apple |
| 21,475 NP | Lime Chilli Gum |
| 6,728 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 106 NP | Ant Eaten Ham |
| 66 NP | Pound Cake and Frosting Sandwich |
| 155 NP | Mayonnaise Filled Chocolate |
| 1,162 NP | Fish Fingers and Custard |
| 654 NP | Fading Bottled Fire Faerie |
| 912 NP | Rotten Omelette Sandwich |
| 438 NP | Snail Sub |
| 1,065 NP | Stick of Butter |
| 1,171 NP | Ultra Golden Nerkmid |
| 1,527 NP | Mutant Ketchup |
| 1,561 NP | Ultra Nerkmid |
| 220 NP | Delightful Petpetpet Medley |
| 1,607 NP | That Fruit Basket You Forgot About |
| 49 NP | Ground Rolls |
| 26,800 NP | Crunchy Bone Sandwich |
| 321 NP | Nutritional Block |
| 130 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 106 NP | Slithering Snake Taco |
| 161 NP | Ultra Nerkmid |
| 11,233 NP | Zombie Paint Brush |
| 124 NP | Sausage Mayo Gum |
| 297 NP | Mutant Ketchup |
| 1,292 NP | Anything Soup |
| 1,803 NP | Dung Taco |
| 256 NP | Aluminium Nerkmid |
| 832 NP | Rotten Egg Salad |
| 46 NP | Mac and Cheese Ice Cream |
| 437 NP | Tuna Porridge |
| 1,590 NP | Cheesy Potato Stuffed Doughnut |
| 296 NP | Snail Sub |
| 196 NP | Brain Kebab |
| 147 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 84 NP | Ultra Nerkmid |
| 98 NP | Greasy Bread Spread |
| 464 NP | Ham and Custard Croissant |
| 233 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 98 NP | Waffle Sandwich |
| 5,811 NP | Ultimate Nerkmid |
| 619 NP | Starry Petpet Paint Brush |
| 534 NP | Fantastic Fly Pie |
| 900 NP | Fading Bottled Light Faerie |
| 477 NP | Can of Pickled Spinach |
| 1,063 NP | Blue Paint Brush |
| 94 NP | Chocolate Fish Pop Milkshake |
| 324 NP | Eyeball Pie |
| 16,558 NP | Waffle Sandwich |
| 90 NP | Grubs in Cheese |