what junk did that aisha with the vending machine give me today?
logging what the alien aisha vending machine gives me on my blitzes. nerks are all obtained via premium battledome sessions with the jetsam ace. you think i'd waste hard earned neopoints on these things? usually saved up for a while and used in bulk.
| neopoints won | item dropped |
|---|---|
| march 22, 2026 | |
| 1,705 NP | Green Slime and Eggs Delight |
| 1,257 NP | Ultra Nerkmid |
| 1,954 NP | Fading Bottled Light Faerie |
| 276 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 1,668 NP | Grubburger |
| 1,591 NP | Grub Waffles |
| 309 NP | Minced Beef Pretzel |
| 1,955 NP | Chocolate Duck Rump |
| 106 NP | Anything Soup |
| 1,689 NP | French Flies |
| 59 NP | Chocolate Covered Burger |
| 211 NP | Anything Soup |
| 45 NP | Clamade |
| 1,703 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 1,568 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 1,285 NP | Pterducken |
| 134 NP | Banana Lice Cream |
| 907 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 222 NP | Chocolate Liver Casserole |
| 130 NP | Copper Nerkmid |
| 1,196 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 114 NP | Scab Cake |
| 176 NP | Fading Bottled Light Faerie |
| 354 NP | Sardine Prune Parfait |
| 1,127 NP | Crunchy Bone Sandwich |
| 6,287 NP | Dung Taco |
| 813 NP | Pickled Feet |
| 367 NP | Paint Milkshake |
| 220 NP | Pterducken |
| 1,136 NP | Origami Paint Brush |
| 280 NP | Maggot Stew |
| 1,724 NP | Cheesy Apple Stick |
| 98 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 78 NP | Octopus Ice Cream Platter |
| 45 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 283 NP | Split Paint Brush |
| 1,674 NP | Linty Bologna |
| 1,655 NP | Pickled Moehog Feet |
| 1,673 NP | Spotted Petpet Paint Brush |
| 11,482 NP | Rotten Tomato Salad |
| 1,400 NP | Ham and Custard Croissant |
| 1,167 NP | Anything Soup |
| 47 NP | Toy Paint Brush |
| 86 NP | Peanut Butter and Jelly Egg Cabbage |
| 336 NP | Infested Peach |
| 1,592 NP | Nutritional Block |
| 825 NP | Tuna Stroganoff |
| 61 NP | Chocolate Coated Fish Pop |
| 16,922 NP | Chocolate Fish |
| 92 NP | Fermented Fish Tart |
| 207 NP | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
| 1,652 NP | Mutant Ketchup |
| 962 NP | Peanut Butter and Pickles |
| 231 NP | Fading Bottled Light Faerie |
| 124 NP | Chilli Prawn Juice |
| 718 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 839 NP | Fading Bottled Air Faerie |
| 1,159 NP | Ketchup Caramel Squid Delight |
| 1,168 NP | Mutant Ketchup |
| 246 NP | Eyeball Sushi |
| 450 NP | Average Nerkmid |
| 1,172 NP | Aluminium Nerkmid |
| 122 NP | Golden Nerkmid X |
| 110 NP | Stuffed Frog |
| 909 NP | Week Old Glass of Milk |
| 1,685 NP | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
| 180 NP | Basic Golden Nerkmid |
| 464 NP | Alien Aisha Zapzaggle |
| 763 NP | Asparagus Yogurt |
| 1,675 NP | Potato Ice Cream |