- bargain stocks ⸺ stock market is awesome passive income. my advice? pick one stock selling at 15np and put all 1,000 of your daily shares into it to keep track more easily. do that daily, only sell when it's up at least 60%. i personally wait until it's at ~230% (1,000 shares selling for at least 50,000np). (this is not financial advice)
- jellyneo shop directory ⸺ better than traveling the lands to find the shop you're looking for
- dress to impress ⸺ plan your customs! play dress up!
- the lost and pound ⸺ directory of pets currently "stuck" in the pound not getting displayed to users browsing the pound regularly. you can find some really cool names and painted pets if you're quick.
- ixiniva's link list ⸺ (pet page,only visible to logged in players) my preferred repository of on-site links. you'll find games and dailies you wouldn't even know about otherwise digging through here
so you want to play 
in the year of our lord 2026?
i'm not the guy to ask for a real tutorial. sorry about that.
i do however have a bunch of links and resources and miscellaneous tips to offer.
i regularly see neopets invoked in nostalgia-bait posts and constantly have to tell people that it still exists! it's being updated! you can have a shitton of pets now! it's a capitalist hellscape mess riddled with bots and a 1% that loves to throw tantrums at every attempt to make the site more equitable. however it is my mess and i think people should play it anyway.
your most important websites:
- jellyneo ⸺ the best fansite / news source out there. guides for just about anything you could possibly want.
- itemdb ⸺ item database for every item in the game, and has the best systems for price tracking and wishlisting. i prefer it over jn's item database most of the time, personally.
- r/neopets ⸺ cool people. helpful people. if you have a question someone's probably asked it and someone's probably answered. they also have an awesome newbie guide if you've never played before or havent in a while.
- don't like the new layout? same. theres a handful of unconverted pages that still kind of work with the old layout if you modify the url. add
/xto the end of a url and try it out. if you want to see the homepage frozen in time from when it switched, try this link!
this site is broken and a mess and really only useable if you mod the hell out of it. you think i'm kidding but i'm not. for whatever reason, violentmonkey doesn't like some of these. currently recommend tampermonkey for running userscripts.
- fixed position ssw ⸺ always keep the ssw and bookmark in fixed location
- itemdb item data extractor ⸺ extracts data for it itemdb, helps keep the site running and working!
- itemdb list importer ⸺ import items from your closet, gallery, or even your safety deposit box directly into your itemdb list
- itemdb safety deposit box pricer ⸺ fetches price information from itemdb and display it directly in your safety deposit box
- itemdb stamp album helper ⸺ adds an info menu about your missing stamps
- kiko pop fix ⸺ makes kiko pop playable without flash
- active pet switcher & fishing vortex plus ⸺ adds a button to the sidebar that lets you easily switch your active pet and adds additional info to the fishing vortex
- battledome set selector ⸺ adds a toolbar to define and select up to 5 different loadouts (makes battledome sooooo much less tedious if you don't like battling)
- direct link display ⸺ gives the results from direct links a much cleaner display and tracks # of coconut shy refreshes
- better sdb item removal ⸺ adds buttons for easier removal of SDB items
- food club bet counter ⸺ quickly confirm that 10 bets have been made
- john legend fights your battles ⸺ where's that man been? what's he doing for neopets? finally answer that question and have john legend do your fights so your battledome pet doesn't have to
- daily interest display ⸺ show daily bank interest below annual interest
- un-usuki shops ⸺ replaces that repetitive avatar shopkeeper image with a random one
- add important links ⸺ adds some missing links to the sidebar
- auction house - comma formatted numbers ⸺ updates the neopets auction pages to format the bid and asking numbers with commas
- shop till max withdrawl ⸺ automatically sets the withdrawal amount to the amount of np in your till
- album overview ⸺ revamps the (stamp album overview page
- carousel be gone ⸺ converts carousels to grids for supported pages
- shenkuu lunar temple solver ⸺ auto solver